That is SO Wrong!
Offbeat: ADJECTIVE. Different from normal. Collins English Dictionary
21 offbeat horror tales, featuring award winners Keith Gray (Smarties Prize. Angus Book Prize),
Cliff McNish (Salford Book Award. Calderdale Book Award. Hillingdon Award. Virginia Reader’s Choice Award), Anita Sullivan (BBC Radio Drama. Writers Guild. Race in the Media), John Grey (Rhysling Award), Anthea Middleton (Henshaw Prize), Mark Nutter (Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle Award. LA Weekly Theatre Award) and Jan-Andrew Henderson (Royal Mail Award. Doncaster Book Prize).
Alongside them are a host of other writers whose stories deserve their moment in the shade.
Meth dealing polar bear?
Check.
Serial killer versus shark?
Of course.
Giant love-struck erection?
Yeah, we went there.
Other contributors include Mike Deady, Mark Nutter, Sara Corris, Maxwell Price, Mike James, Jen Mierisch, Dale L Sprule, Nathan Cromwell, John Mahoney, Eric Laber, CM Barnes, Katie McIvor, Mark Silcox and Shelley Lyons.